Gadget Man Ireland 

Desk Warning Sign

Bring a bit of personality and a warning to your workspace. These bright yellow Desk Warning Signs feature bold black and red lettering for maximum impact and come in 10 different novelty messages. Each sign is made from durable plastic, freestanding for easy placement on desks, shelves or reception counters, and sized to be clearly visible without taking up much room.

Choose from the following designs:

1. No bullshit zone

2. Deeply satisfying poo in progress

3. Senior Moment in progress

4. I’m not OCD, but if my stapler is moved a quarter of an inch off my desk, I will find you and I will kill you

5. This untidy area has been declared a health hazard, do not proceed without gas mask

6. Grumpy old git taking a shit

7. You are a special snowflake and will be melted

8. Smart Ass fact corrector, prepare to hear “Umm, actually”

9. Mansplaining — explaining the obvious will cause serious injury

10. Mood swing in operation

These signs are ideal as light-hearted gifts for colleagues, friends or family who enjoy a bit of blunt humour. Please be aware some messages contain coarse language and tongue-in-cheek threats; check suitability before placing in formal or client-facing environments.